Sunday 26 August 2012

Favourite companions

A quick article for Doctor Who fans, mostly to prove I'm still around. My favourite companions. A few weeks ago there was a poll to see who fans thought was the Doctors best companion.

Needless to say the "Tennent is dreamy" portion of the fanbase, that wouldn't know a classic who story if it sat on them and wouldn't watch anyway, because they forgot to put the colour on some of them which is, like so dull. You know. Voted Rose to number one, because they're made for each other and, like, so sweet together, you know.

Sorry. The concept of Rose winning something hurts. She's awful, absolute tripe and very much the brainless bimbo I just mimicked. Just to clarify; she, upon meeting the Doctor, abandons her traumatised boyfriend and recently attacked single mother to go galavanting across time and space. At her first chance she brakes the first law of time and proceeds to unleash The Reapers upon an unsuspecting universe. Reapers that eat everything, including the Doctor. She then brakes into the Heart of the TARDIS, rips into the time vortex and through her actions kills the Ninth Doctor.

I could go on, including the brain fart quality idea of building a Dimension Cannon and jumping between the worlds (that just happens to parboil any world that she happens to intersect with, flinging them into the Void, AKA Hell, along the way). I could bring up that the last time we see her she throws the actual Doctor aside for his half human copy, because she can have sex with him. But I won't because it's not worth it.

In all seriousness Rose is a total irritating snot that only distinguishes herself from the other bog standard female companions by being bloody awful. I beg people, forget about her. Now. Please.

So in honour of this total disaster I'm going to hammer through my personal favourite companions and just why I like them. We've got fifty years to go through so there are going to be a few rules:-

First, we're only looking at TV companions. No radio, book, comic or audio drama. I'd love to go though them, but I honestly haven't experienced them all and I can't say this one and that one just because those I do know about. Someone has to draw the line someplace and that's going to be here. Sorry Big Finish, you deserve props but I can't be fair otherwise. Second, a companion has to travel in the TARDIS at least twice. There have been companions and there have been reoccurring characters. There is a difference. A companion enhances the story, a reoccurring character is there as a nod to continuity more than anything else. Companions have to be recognisable to the basic viewer and not a nerd that memorises script readings. If I pull an obscure reference to the 60's series it would be sort of pointless. And finally third, it's only the top five I'm hitting here. Yep, only five. I don't want to be here all week outlining the two dozen or so people he's travelled with. So top five is all your going to get here.

Well almost. There are our three honourable mentions, just for the hell of it. These  break all of the above. They that don't quite fit with my own rules, but I think they deserve noting anyway for one reason or another. Here we go:-

Sergent Benton
I love Benton, he was great. For those that don't know he was Warrant Officer for UNIT and the Brigadier's right hand man during the Doctors UNIT days. He always got the short end of the stick, being the one responsible for making the Brig's orders a reality. Armed with a Sten Gun and an endless supply of vain hope he'd be the one to organise and often lead the charge.
Still every so often he'd get on over his superiors. Either noticing a slight hole in the Brigs plan, ('Sir, we know bullets don't work. Shall I have the men throw rocks instead) to outright outfoxing some self-serving civil servant.
Benton only entered the TARDIS once and never flew anywhere in it. So he doesn't fit in the rules. Despite this Benton was always the glue that held the UNIT team together and did so as only a british solder could.


Wilf
Wilfred Mott. How can you not love Bernard Cribbins. You can see how all the actors had to sep up their game to match him, it's always fun to watch that happen. Another thing you can see is how Cribbins had a lot of impact into his character. The more he showed up the more you got the man behind the acting. Funny, witty and often not caring how people saw him Cribbins and Mott both give the impression he's just in it for the laughs. Then, when things got serious, so could he. Taking the weight and responsibility needed. There's not much more you can say. A funny, resourceful, and an all-round great companion. Offering a human perspective to the Doctor and his actions. The true job of the companion.
He never left Earth in the TARDIS, just bounced around London. He did end up in space in an alien ship but not anywhere else. Sorry Wilf, don't qualify.


K9
It's a god damn remote control robot. I don't care if you love him or hate him, it's a robot dog portrayed by an over complicated RC car. If you hate him, you're hating an inanimate object. It's like hating a brick. Same if you like him. It's a testament to the Writers and the Actors (some of which hated the prop, for good reason) that it was still part of the ensemble. The prop would often spin out of control, break down, malfunction and generally create havoc. Leaving actors either sprawled on the floor or lifting it up on to tables just to keep it in shot. On the other hand K9 was the Doctor's computer. A portable multi-tool, sort of like a swiss army knife with a Calculator and a personality. During his travels with the Doctor K9 was the Sonic screwdriver of his era.
Unfortunately K9 isn't real, he's mostly crude special effects. I can't include him, but he is the main reason for these honourable mentions. 


Donna
My first reaction to Catharine Tate was "God no, no not again!". I hate, loath and despise stunt casting. It's pointless and is often just done for a promotional boost. Tate is more well known as a comedian and I can't begin to explain how much I hate her "comedy". It isn't funny. It's lowest common denominator humour, including a swearing granny and an ignorant school kid.
Still Donna proved that Tate could act. Not just act, but act well. Donna is one of the very few companions that actually evolved and developed over their span with the Doctor. She was integral to the overall plot and was fun. Donna showed a sharp human perspective and a close relationship with the Time Lord.
Unfortunately she was involved in End of Time. This means she is automatically thrown out of the list. I hate that two parter THIS much. Two words, the second is off.


On to the final five…

Number 5:- James McCrimmon

Jamie McCrimmon, Piper to the Clan McLaren, is one of the longest serving companions and there is a very good reason for it. He was brilliant. Not some wide eyed teenage girl who thinks everything is brilliant. Jamie was a fighter as much as the Doctor is a thinker. Whenever he's captured Jamie's first reaction is to draw his knife, his second is to hit it with a rock.
There has never been a companion more trustworthy than Jamie. Always ready to leap into action when needed, he'd be sarcastic with the Doctor sure but always do what was asked of him. 
Often referred to as "The Boy" Jamie always came second place. It not just recently that the Doctor has travelled with attractive young women. Each time the second one did Jamie spectacularly fails to get anywhere. He's always seen as the big, or little, brother, but that helps pull the whole family together.
Other than that it's hard to pin down why Jamie is so likeable, it's just that Frazer Hines, the actor behind the character, did such a good job you can't help it. It's important to note that whenever they brought the Second Doctor back for a special they always included Jamie, without fail. The two are inseparable and played off each other greatly. 
Speaking off…


Number 4:-  Romanadvoratrelundar

Romana. Ahh Romana. The first of the companions to match wit's with the Doctor and often win. As a companion the first Romana wasn't that impressive. In the space of a year she went from independent woman to girl hostage all together too quickly. Often dismissive of the Fourth Doctor's quirks she came to rely on him far more than her own wits. Still, because she was the first time we go to really know a Time Lady we also got to know more about the people the Doctor came from. She gave us a better idea of just how much a rogue the Doctor really was. We saw that he's not only a stranger to us, she helped show us just how much of an alien he is to his own people as well.
Then came the second Romana. Regenerating gave her and us a new perspective on how things were. She could now see the fun the Doctor had with his travels and joined in. In this persona Romana was very much there to learn from the Doctor. She was his trainee, learning more about how to survive in the universe out there, beyond the bubble that the Time Lords had created for themselves.
This was a great development. She was still clever in her own right, but saw the Doctor's experience as a resource to be tapped. As she became more comfortable with what she learnt Romana often took actions on her own that helped, leading up to her leaving the Doctor to find her own path with what she had learnt. This means that Romana grew and developed positively, a lot more than many that came before and several that have come since.
One of the big points in Romana's favour is the chemistry between Lalla Ward and the then Doctor, Tom Baker. Put simply it just works. No wonder they got married in the real world. 


Number 3:-Amy Pond

How can you not love Amy Pond. She's beautiful, passionate and well rounded. She's having as much fun as the Doctor with these adventures, laughing her head off, crying, running and treating it as a game. Thing is, it more or less is a game. Amy's life with the Doctor in it is a fairy tale. Rory might be her Prince Charming but the Doctor, well the Doctor is her playmate. He's the one who is always there to play the game. To run off with and be a child again without any real world problems.
This is addressed and again becomes part of the story as a whole. The arc plot comes out of the character and their interactions with everyone else, rather than just something that was tacked on to every episode. Amy's important to the overall story line. You could replace not companions in Classic Who stories with little impact on the plot, for example take Victoria from Tomb of the Cybermen and replace her with Tegan Nothing would happen. Replace Amy with anyone else and three years make no sense what-so-ever. Heck anyone could have taken Donna's role in Stolen Earth, just because she was the one to touch the hand doesn't mean Martha couldn't have been the one to do it, or Jack, or some random kid in the street.
Amy Pond is one of the best examples of continuity in recent Doctor Who and stands out amongst her fellow companions because she's important, very important to the over all story and plot.


Number 2:- Sarah Jane Smith

If the chemistry between Ward and Baker was important Sarah Jane needs a place on this list. Elisabeth Sladen was a fantastic actress that somehow knew how to get along with anyone. Be them Baker, Pertwee or the whole cast of her own spin off. No matter the era or the cast Sladen sold the part, she was Sarah Jane. Just as much as Tom Baker was, and still is, the fourth Doctor. There is no way around it.
As for the character, Sarah Jane was brilliant too. Again she was a strong female character that started of strongly and was along on the ride for the fun of it. She also provided a perspective for the Doctor. For the first time the companions opinion held weight with the Doctor, not just some random person. Offering ideas and possible solutions that, in fact, work. More often than not.
Romana might have been a trend setter but if it wasn't for Sarah Jane there wouldn't have been the foundation for her, or any of the other strong females in Doctor Who. Speaking of our, well my, number one…


Number 1:- Ace

Ace. The wise cracking, violent, teenage girl. On the run from her hated mother, sucked into a time storm by a secondary school experiment in explosives that went wrong and left on a floating prison (that just happened to be converted into a super market where people got frozen…) where she was left as a trap for the Doctor by the embodiment of an ancient evil from before the beginning of the universe…
Need I say more? That's her backstory, A backstory that we learn over her tenure with him.
All the other companions before led up to Ace. In more ways than one way she is the ultimate combination of all the companions I've listed above. Sophie Aldred's chemistry with Sylvester McCoy was perfect, the pair of them attacked their respective roles with gusto. Combine this with surprisingly strong writing (when given a chance) and Ace was great. As a character she easily came off as an adopted foster child to the Doctor. Often arguing with him when she felt he was wrong Ace wasn't perfect, she was human. Written as one and accepted as one.
A can of nitro 9 in one hand and bucket worth of issues in the other whole adventures in the final years of Classic Who dealt with what Ace was going though, and a the same time it never overshadowed anything else that was happening. Ace hit a balance that, even in the face of Amy Pond and all of the above, still shows people how to write for a companion

There is one more I have to bring up. He's not a companion according to my rules and some people argue that he's not one anyway but I can't not mention him. The Brigadier.
Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart. Not only does he have one of the longest names in Sci-fi fiction the Brig, as he his known, has the greatest fake mustashe in history, the least military barnet you can possibly imagine and finally the most unconventional army in history.
The Brig has done it all with the attitude you can only get from being a serving officer. Founding UNIT, teaming up with five versions of the Doctor (seven if you include the First Doctor on the monitor in three Doctors and Dimensions in Time), and meeting a future version of himself. The Brig has, quite honestly, seen it all. From Daleks to Yetis, the Loch Ness Monster to giant robots re-enacting King Kong. All the while grouching about the utter uselessness of bullets. 
Always a professional, even when it doesn't work in the insane world he has to try and survive the Brig deals with things the only way he knows how. Shoot at it until someone gives him another option. He is the everyman that try his best yet somehow his attitude ends up disarming his opponents even better than he knows. Presented with a trained and experienced solder a lot of half baked lunatics or alien invaders panicked. His no nonsense approach also endeared him to the viewer. Playing the stereotype to the hilt, yet still believable.

Got a favourite yourself add it to the comments. Until then I'll see you september 1st with Asylum of the Daleks and the beginning of the end for the Ponds…